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this never gets old
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RANDOMNESS ABOUT A NEW HALAL GUY
Dear Diary (I mean Very Manly Journal),
I went to get some food for dinner and i was out of options so i decided to get halal food. Somehow most of the usual guys near me relocated or just closed for the night so I walked around and finally found a guy. I go up to him and ask for combo over rice and first thing this guy says to me is “No problem, I like Chinese.” I’m like okay… could be a little racist. Just because I am Asian doesn’t mean I am Chinese (lucky for him he was). Then as hes making it he comments about a previous customer he had which was some teenage Indian girl who evidently dressed like a hoe. Now this guy either mumbles or has a really thick accent but all I could make out was “she dress for every man on street… she want me but I no want to fuck her…” Now I’m wondering if hes trying to be friendly with his current customers or just a weird ass mofo. Anyway, I never went there before but now that I’m eating this crap I won’t go back. The combo over rice I have is dry and overcooked and absolutely flavorless. THeres no rich spices or any hint of hot sauce, eventho i saw him dump a bunch over everything, even my lettuce.
SUPERLIST: What to bring to college
The moment you’ve all been waiting for. The moment I’ve been procrastinating forever. Here you go. The list of what to bring to college. Just a little something before I begin:
One of the most important things to remember is that you don’t need to bring your life to college. You have a limited amount of space that you’re probably sharing with another person. Keep it light, keep it neat. Your life now consists of dorms, classes, dining hall, and parties. You’re going to be seeing the same people every day and doing the same thing every day. Don’t let this list influence you to buy stuff that you’re not going to use, because the main thing here is saving money and downsizing. On the other hand, you’re going to be on your own for the first time and there are probably a lot of things you usually don’t have to think about (laundry supplies, dishes, extension cords, etc).
Anyways, enjoy the list, reblog the shit out of it, and HAVE AN AWESOME TIME SHOPPING.
